Bored In Car

So over the weekend my family had to take my sister to the airport so she could go to NYC. These are a collections of webcam pictures I took when I was super bored. For all the people asking who the person with the dreads is, that’s Erinayo (wtf how do you spell that). He’s my sister’s friend from school and he’s pretty coolio.

Moo, the Epic Rainbow Pig!

Today Kayleen O. gave me her clay pig that she made in art class that was supposed to be a piggy bank. She said I could smash it but that I had to videotape. Too bad the camera ran out of batteries right then. So I smashed it anyways. I promise though that in the near future I will videotape myself smashing something. Peace fools.

Stayed Up ‘Till 4

So last night my parents weren’t here because they were taking my sister to visit some colleges she wanted to see. This is one of the only times they have ever left me at my house over night so I was pretty hype-a-da-dyped! I couldn’t find any food for supper though so I had to go to Taco Bell. Then I decided to stay up really late. There really isn’t anything to do in my house so I sat on MySpace, watched Scrubs, and watched a bunch o’ crap on demand with mah awesome new MEGA-CHANNNNNNELS (with 5 n’s)! It was about 3 in da A.M. when I started to get really hungry so I made some poptarts…they were good. So then I got really thirsty so I wanted to make shirley temples cause for some reason we have cocktail umbrellas at our house. ??? Then I realized I had no ginger ale, which is the stuff ya put in shirley temples, or any pop fo’ dat mattah. I live like a block away from a gas station so I thought I could just walk over there to buy some pop. I didn’t really realize that there IS a curfew in Tecumseh until I was standing outside and was locked out of the house cause I forgot the key. That’s when I walked to the back to find the extra key but I couldn’t cause it was too dark. While I was looking for it a cat did jump out of the bushes and scared the crap out of me. That’s when I yelled “SHIT!” really loud and I think I woke the neighbors up. So today I was tired and pissy so I slept a tiny bit in choir on the floor. Then I came home and found half I poptart in the toaster so I ate half of the half and put the other half in the sink and wacked it with a spoon. Then I set some grapes on fire in the microwave…fun.

Will…A Dedicated Man

This post is dedicated to one man. A truly important man. This man was dedicated, smart, and he showed great signs of integrity. That person as we all know is…

Will Collings. A truly, great man. Will recently ran for ninth grade class president. Although the competition was tough, many people, including myself, put their trust in Will and voted for him with the hopes that he would make it to the top eight spaces. These spaces were reserved for the best candidates who would go on to try and win the primary election. I soon got together a group of fellow students to vote for this great politician. We gathered up our imaginations and made posters celebrating Will running for office. True, some of these posters were torn down and violated, but we printed out more and replaced them with more. Even during the late of night we came up with ideas for Will. Then it was time for the speech that all candidates had to make. Will’s was a simple one that stated the qualifications that he had. Simple, but effective. When it came time to vote one could only hope that our posters and statements could reach everybody’s hearts. But alas. It was too late. The top eight were chosen, and Will was not on the list. So here I am hoping to spread the legend of one man…Will.

Welcome Fools!

Welcome to Tecumseh Ninja!, the blog that I made. HA! I really have no idea what this whole thing is going to be for but I know it’s going to be pretty sweet. It’s going to be pretty sweet because I can do ANYTHING that I would ever want to do. For example:

oh yeah...those are waffles

 

Ta-DAH! Waffles. They aren’t my waffles. I didn’t make them. I found them. On the internet. But there! They are now on my awesome blog of wonders. Maybe you don’t like waffles. I could put some pancakes up there. Or French toast if you’re really picky. The point is: I’m awesome… Yee-uh. For starters I’m going to tell you a little bit about myself. I’m Max. I like to listen to music and watch crappy movies. I AM a ninja and if you don’t like it…then…                                              I also like to play guitar and make fuun of people (see, I just mispelled fun and I’m not going to change it because I don’t have to. FREEDOM!). That’s about it for this post. See ya guys later!